Friday, February 08, 2008

"i hate almost all rich people, but i think i'd be darling at it"

if anyone has any ideas on how to make a good amount of money pretty quickly, please let me know (and the rest of us).
also, if anyone has any ideas on how exactly to get dried teething biscuit out of the keys of your keyboard, please let me know.

carry on.


Jeremicah said...

My entire keyboard, desk, and the windshield of my car are covered in breast milk splatters. I've convinced myself it's a charmingly decorative social commentary.

I haven't figured out how the breast milk splatter art is going to make me rich yet. Keep you posted on that, unless you come up with something else first.

aprildawn said...

you know, i don't know about splatter art (sounds amazing as a performance piece, actually...but i think we should bottle the stuff and sell it as a cure all.
i would bet there's a 300 year old guy in china living on a mountain somewhere sustaining himself with the breast milk of his concubines.

jesse said...

c'mon guys.

Lloyd said...

heh. boobs.